Poke Quest 2 Chapter 24: Could Mozart Be Still Alive?

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Entertaining Let's Plays DO exist, it's just that no one can seem to make one that isn't just unnecessary narration while breathing heavily/eating chips.

I would make a joke about what if Team Rocket constructed a trap out of a banana peel and a Lego piece, but I'm almost positive that really happened.

I'm tired of all these hot-blooded youths talking about burning spirit. Show me an RPG where the protagonist gets to the final boss and just goes 'eh, screw it.'

'What are you some kinda 1950s accountant, why don't you go smoke a cigarette and crank an adding machine you dingbat'

Dodrio Head #2: 'Talkaroonie.'

Paul Newman wouldn't even bat an eye.

And now I'M writing fanfic about a talking aluminum can named Onii Can and his romance with Purpsix. I basically just recolored the one from Wet Hot American Summer.

If you go back to Poke Quest 1, that suggestion about 'N and white' makes sense now. Though it's still vulgar!!!!!!!

Da na na NA, super fighting composer, da na na NA, Mega Mozart

Mega Mozart: 'Mmph mph fmph mmph'

Meanwhile, Lenora woke up in front of the gate, wondering how she got there, while Sawk sang the DK Rap for hours to Throh's consternation as they remained trapped under that boulder.

'SHOWTIME! LET'S ROCK, BABY! I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE TO FILL YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LIIIIIIIIIGHT! DINO-BUNGA, DUDES!

Robin Williams: 'Skitty you can do better nya.'

Dante's showing some restraint. I'm surprised he's not chasing Mozart through the third Kalpa and OHKOing him before running away like a BITCH. SMT fans, you know what I'm talking about

Alastor: 'Sup'

'Uh...okay? I forget if I like hell or not. I'm like half devil or some shit, right?'

That's pretty much in line with how the bible depicts it

You think YOU don't understand, I still can't get over the fact that they can TALK

I wonder how many people don't eat strawberry ice cream anymore because of pink anime poops.

Meanwhile, Colress is spraypainting 'DNA SPLICERS' on an alley wall.

'Hey puppet pal Mozart! There's a spider in your bed bonk.'

It's a good thing Blumpy's not here, he'd probably feel really put out by Sukamon. But, no, Blumpy is attending his uncle's funeral during this battle

I don't get the reference so I'm going to pretend it is something to do with Chop Chop Master Onion.

*Joke about 'Bird-Type' moves*

Bianca was doing a Low Level Run this whole time and we didn't even notice. Technically, so was N. Wow.

This bathroom was yet another arena, and Onii-chan just leveled up against more wrestlers, a literal handful of Sukamon, and some more armored cats.

Excaliburd: 'So back to my story'

'Steamrolls'? Oh boy, Dio is not going to be happy you left him outta this one

Lucas is relieved he's not having his face shoved into that pot, but give Onii-chan five minutes

All the worse when you consider Mankey doesn't wear pants. If you're not convinced he's had it rough, revisit Chapters 1 and 6.

Not pictured: Fat Guy who Loves Technology in an inner tube and water-wings

Just the coupon, not the hug.

OO-OO-OO-OO, SE-LA-MOOOOOOON

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