Poke Quest 2 Chapter 21: Colress' Last Stand

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'Thank you for not stepping on my hand'

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A phrase I haven't heard since second grade

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I don't know enough Gurren Lagann to make a joke here, but I know there's one to be made.

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They call that bikram yoga

You can't see it, but off-panel, he's still tapdancing.

'Cock and Pecker don't even HAVE a salad, I bet'. Alternate joke: The rocket explodes in midair a la Mario 2.

Cloud and Tifa should have had this conversation on the Shinra building stairwell.

Did he request blood or demand blood, get your story straight, man. Now Slow Quest needs a campfire story segment.

What if Sonic WAS god? And then Joan Osborne sang a song about it

'And the giant floating head of Robin Williams dressed as an old lady and babysat those kids, along with an old-lady Martin Lawrence'

I want to believe that story was about Adoricat and Mara on a date. What if Boo Berry was the Spookies' mascot?

*Backwards laugh track*

She read a book for the next six hours? Whoa!

Comedy Dog pulls the rope when the secret word has been said, and a Privamduck falls down.

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