Poke Quest 2 Chapter 2: Donphab's Warning

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Imagine if Comedy Dog just said 'wan wan' after everything he said. Would that be more annoying? Less annoying? We welcome your feedback.

So that's why your apartment was full of ghost babies! And why the door was all chained up so we had to demolish the place to go outside. I always wanted Silent Hill 4 to end like 10 minutes in with Henry just jumping out a window, but if memory serves they gave some reason why he couldn't do that.

Remember back when seeing someone get an electric shock and have big puffy hair afterwards was the height of comedy? I bet if you showed puffy static hair to someone from the 1400s, they would shit themselves laughing.

I love how so much of the premise hinges on this one suggestion. The wording really makes it.

Whatever let's just watch Laughing Baby again. We all want to.

'I think you were about to give us makeovers'

'That's not really a warning, Donphab, warnings happen ahead of time'

But then, that rock has been there for so long it's kind of like a part of history. Then again, ambulances haven't been able to get through that road since the town was founded, so *makes that weighing-the-pros-and-cons gesture*

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