Poke Quest 2 Chapter 17: Dracula's Curse

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Oh wow, four of them DID go through the portal to get there. That's some attention to detail right there, Questy. Bravo.

Even more detail. That artwork of the egg was only in like the strategy guide. I wish I hadn't cut that thing up when I was a kid to tape pictures of the Chrono Trigger cast all over my school notebooks, then I'd have like 80 bucks to kick around

*Pushes glasses to nose* Castlevania appears every so often throughout history so oh wow Castlevania is the Black Omen.

It is my sincere hope that the middle one would have taken them to Streets of Rage, or maybe Parodius.

*Tit and Boobie sit in the back row, all like 'we shoulda done West Side Story'; Cock and Pecker throw popcorn at the backs of their heads*

'Hey, settle a bet, where is your hidden scratch-point?'

Sure, gamers make fun of that convention, but has any game ever actually stepped up to make eating wall-chicken in-game result in diarrhea?

The true first task was the chicken, and by making fun of it, they passed. This test was administered by Comedy Nu, after all.

*Mankey replies by making 'that face'*

Shaft:'Oh thank god they didn't notice me'

HA! That was me who suggested the God Hand reference. AND I'D SUGGEST IT AGAIN!

Man, you've got the same sense of timing as a certain Donphab

They're lucky. I hate it when you give the demon like 5 Chakra Pots and it just leaves.

To be fair, she has magic seduction powers, whereas N just watched Bianca eat a Waddle Dee alive

It was also produced by Comedy Dog, he just didn't want his name on this piece of crap twice.

Is...is Dracula trying to marry Webby? Oh, wait, I bet he's really after Mrs. Beakley. He just wants to show her he's good with kids.

'I mean do you SEE any toilets in Castlevania? Okay, Curse of Darkness, but that doesn't count.'

Yeah, but Bianca, the heart cost is too much to justify the Item Crashes. I like the Axe or the Bibuti but that's me.

AZ is Gary, Mankey is James, N is Harry, Bianca is Amy, Dullahan is Cuarl, Crobat is that little imp guy, and Dracula is Goldman. And they all have weird deadpan voices for this episode. And the Crobat is all 'Suffer like G did?'

If Privamduck turns out to be the true villain of this story, I will be so goddamn happy.

I fell in luck with a girl once. It was duck luck.

It's a shadow Pokemon!

He's alive?! Oh, wait, right.

Well, looks like you guys won't be getting the Bahamut magicite

'I'm late for a handball game with Agumon'

Still, the fact that you made that with your feet would surely impress Chef Torte

Comedy Dog: 'Hey, leave me outta this! Oh wait, I'm dead'

*Booster shows up to dispose of the body*

On behalf of everyone, I'd like to thank Questy for not making a Dr. Who reference.

OI, POOR DUCKYBOOS

Berry pie is the antithesis of a fedora. Write that down.

Anytime anyone says 'moi' in the middle of an English sentence, I imagine them talking like Miss Piggy. And now, so will you. Forward this alt text to 10 people in the next 10 seconds or this Miss Piggy thing will be permanent!!!!!!!!!

Now here's a question: is Questy Questy's own original character? Explain, in a 4-6 page essay, double-spaced.

Questy, man, how low were your HP? Don't skip breakfast.

Albersnatch is in Fat Kid Falling Down Stairs. Did you know that?

Webby is a goddamn cannibal

Again, this makes a lot of sense

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